Feel the burn

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05/17/2017 at 19:28 • Filed to: None

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It’s already hot and everything sucks and people are behaving like assholes and people are driving like assholes. My advice? Embrace the heat.

I’ve spent days in the desert without shade and lived in cities in stupid heatwaves, and the lesson that I’ve learned is to embrace it.

Just accept that you’re going to get covered in sweat, have to send your clothes to the dry cleaners, feel like shit, and be irritable.

It’s such a lovely feeling when you reach the point where you just shuffle about and think “fuck it, nothing matters any more.”

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It is recognized that you have a funny sense of “fun”


DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Honeybunchesofgoats
05/17/2017 at 19:37

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A cold midday shower always helps.


Kinja'd!!! Baeromez > Honeybunchesofgoats
05/17/2017 at 19:39

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I live in Florida. Heat is my life.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/17/2017 at 19:41

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Wink wink


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Baeromez
05/17/2017 at 19:45

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Yeah, but that’s the wrong heat.


Kinja'd!!! Junkrat aka Rick Sanchez: Fury Road Edition > Honeybunchesofgoats
05/17/2017 at 20:00

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Barely hit 60 here. I wore my coat most of the morning. Yes I live in Oregon. Might hit 80 on Monday, maybe.


Kinja'd!!! jimz > Honeybunchesofgoats
05/17/2017 at 20:46

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driving like assholes you say? I saw this on my way home from work:

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Kinja'd!!! garagemonkee > Honeybunchesofgoats
05/17/2017 at 21:10

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I’m in South Carolina for 3-4 months. I’ve never left Seattle prior to this trip. I went from 50 degrees and rainy to 90 degrees at humid. At least I’m not paying for electricity in my hotel room so the A/C is set to 60 and it’s never changing. I’ll put on a sweatshirt before I adjust it.


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Junkrat aka Rick Sanchez: Fury Road Edition
05/17/2017 at 21:16

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The Pacific Northwest sounds like heaven


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > jimz
05/17/2017 at 21:18

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I’ve been drinking, so it took me about five minutes of staring to figure out what you meant. It made the payoff even better.


Kinja'd!!! Junkrat aka Rick Sanchez: Fury Road Edition > Honeybunchesofgoats
05/17/2017 at 21:29

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The part I didn’t mention was that it has rained almost a week straight. I’ve seen the actual sun for maybe 4 hours throughout that time. It will get in the 90's a few days in July/August, but Septembers and Junes are pretty great.